“Operator,” the dog barked. “I would like to make a long distance phone call.”
He was becoming quite indignant. The stupid human on the other end was being surprisingly unhelpful. Clearly, he had never been properly trained. Man might be a dog’s best friend, but he was a stupid animal, barely able to function without canine supervision.
“Operator!” he barked again, enunciating carefully.
“Is this a joke?” the man asked.
“No!” the dog replied, his ear twitching angrily. “This is not a joke!”
But the human still didn’t seem to understand. “Hello…?” he asked tentatively. “Is anyone there?”
“I am, you bipedal moron!” the dog snarled.
“Look, if you’re not going to make a call,” the man said. “Then get off the line!” He sounded cross himself, although human emotions were difficult.
“I would make a call,” the dog barked, “if you let me!”
The operator hung up.
The dog erupted in a series of highly agitated barks and snarls, some of which are untranslatable, none of which were remotely polite.
“Humans!” the dog barked finally. “The idiots never listen!”
Antonio Urias 
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